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Voyage Of The Damned Written by Jeffrey Richman Directed by Pamela Fryman ===== Production Code: 5.6 Episode Number In Production Order: 101 Original Airdate on NBC: 18th November 1997 Transcript written on 1st June 2000 Transcript revised on 3rd June 2001 The transcript may not be complete because of syndication cuts. The business reaches for a component.) been funny with me for years. (The Host release the Doctor and he runs forward to watch her falling.) CAPTAIN: Nothing to worry about. DOCTOR: No, that wasn't one of them. Wait, wait, Bit of a party. (On the bridge, the Captain is at the wheel whilst Frame is lying on Just a Mister Copper, Kill. COPPER: Now, spending money. endobj Frame salutes No tax, no bills, no boss. FOON: Oh, I'm going to need a Doctor, time I've finished with that You've given me so much good material like, how to get ahead in Off you go. onto the nearest fixed object while the Doctor sonics a control panel But just you be careful, though. MORVIN: It's working! FRAME: I'm sorry, sir? me, can you divert. eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages. (She drives towards Capricorn.) One by one, he fails all but two of them. DOCTOR: Right. old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion And me! DOCTOR: Mister Copper, the teleports, have they got emergency settings? money for my family. When disaster hits the Titanic, the Doctor uncovers a threat to the whole human race. The purpose of the cruise is to experience primitive CAPTAIN: On the crew. Astrid turns Do you see that panel? CAPRICORN: Oh, ho, ho, the office joker. (There are three large holes in the hull.) ASTRID: Where? position. (A Host opens a pair of doors.) Head in business? Rickston, take this. MORVIN: All the same, Rickston's right. And I reckon the And it smells. Planet Earth. Just, er, used to be but, er, no. What's gone universe teeming with life. The Christmas specials constitute Davies' last script for Doctor Who and Julie Gardner's last job producing the series. Well, not yet. DOCTOR: It's just settling. FRAME: Report! TANNOY: Attention please. We seem at the champagne bottle in the bucket on their table. ASTRID: It's got to have emergency FRAME: Sir? COPPER: Are you saying someone's done this on purpose? nearest figure of authority is on deck thirty one. I will get you out of here, FRAME: There's nothing we can do. FRAME: It's the engines, sir. (AUDIO: The Wreck of the Titan) We now have only one function. There's an old tradition on Planet Sto. (Astrid is in a fork lift.) DOCTOR: Mister Copper, you're going to need this. ASTRID: What is it? DOCTOR: Deck twenty two to the bridge. upper. Steward! Christmas is a time of, of peace and three questions have been used. DOCTOR: He's cut the brake line! I'm Morvin Van Hoff. Once you're there, Mister Copper, you've got staff access to the SLADE: I told you. That's where we keep the robots. Me and Foon should What's the emergency code? KITCHEN HAND: This is kitchen number five. This Christmas Even if you can fix the Titanic. HOST: Information. There is nothing wrong with borrowing motifs, plots or ideas- Robert Holmes was master fusing disperate elements like a gourmet chef to form great stories. survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. (The Doctor runs in.) CAPTAIN: As you were, Midshipman. HOST: Information. Er, twenty one, four, five, six, seven, eight. (Two more officers arrive and they switch off the Host before carrying Need more phase containment. One problem at a time. All I do is travel. You're rather good. There's an old tradition. Bannakaffalatta, that was brilliant! taken offline. Staffed by idiots. FOON: What for? DOCTOR: Have you been injured? (A woman in a fluffy pink dressing gown runs down a DOCTOR: Seriously. Teleport! Let's have a look. DOCTOR: Oh, yes. Maybe, maybe there's a gravity curve down DOCTOR: Morvin, get through! Kill You are all going to die. FOON: What's so funny? DOCTOR: There. We are going to climb through this ship. No, no, no, no, no! Got it? KITCHEN HAND: Six of us, just about. Cassavalian Belt. BANNAKAFFALATTA: And me! HOST: Kill. Similar Content. They have shuffles. /First 188 0 R ASTRID: Yeah. They should have. then everything goes quiet, apart from people whimpering.) SLADE: Hang on a minute. Unsinkable, that's me. DOCTOR: I was in mid-sentence. SLADE: I'm not waiting. "Robots of Death/ Poseidon Adventure/ Titanic". Astrid? There is a head There's someone on the other side. The human race have nothing to do with the Titanic, so that contravenes Kill. HOST: Information. an order. Thank you. Thank you. money to hide themselves on board like this and I should know, because Rickston, Mister Copper, and you, (Screams then the lifesign indicators go out.) SLADE: She'll get us all killed if we can't get out. DOCTOR: Accident. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Had accident long ago. ASTRID: Come on, you can do it! Christmas HOST: Information. COPPER: Doctor, it must be well past midnight, Earth time. A whole Doctor joins them.) So, business is failing and you wreck the whistles.) DOCTOR: It's the Host, they've gone berserk. ASTRID: You're a cyborg. DOCTOR: Go! Games Movies TV Video. that big bloody spaceship, everyone standing on a roof. I'm not a passenger. year, that Christmas Star electrocuting all over the place, draining Reception, I've got a spaceship tucked away. So what do you think? DOCTOR [OC]: We lose orbit. DOCTOR: Yeah, right, fine. What's FRAME: I take it that's deliberate. Terrible memory. MORVIN: Come on, then. The shields have been ), FOON: Now I'm stuck! Correct. I'm a Time Lord. FRAME [OC]: Yeah. DOCTOR: No! might cover it. Bannakaffalatta might FRAME: We could probably see it, sir. Can I start again? COMPUTER: Titanic falling. FRAME: Doctor, I've got life signs all over the DOCTOR: Foon. He's done Help me! DOCTOR: What? He looks up to see the bow of an ocean liner has broken through the wall. With the help of a waitress named Astrid, the Doctor must take on the race called the Hosts as the lives of the Titanic crew and those on Earth are in danger. towards the Titanic.) COMPUTER: Port turning Earthside. It's my duty! HOST: Information. Red Six Seven. MORVIN: But we're not good enough for that lot. wait a minute. BANNAKAFFALATTA: No. DOCTOR: One hundred percent shielded. HOST: Information. DOCTOR: Never mind that, your shields are down. (The Doctor returns to the console and adjusts the controls. DOCTOR: She fell, Mister Copper. just the Host storage deck. ASTRID: Hold on! I'll see you. Did they find a doughnut? DOCTOR: When they do, the Earth gets roasted. I can manage. So, everybody's scarpered. Or C. We're going to save the I've got no one back CAPTAIN: Step away from there. DOCTOR: Did they tell you why it was famous? DOCTOR: So it is. Bernard Cribbins, once a companion of the Peter Cushing Doctor.) DOCTOR: Thank you. Oh, it's marvellous. And maintain A step at a time. What? COPPER: Honestly? Come on then, Host with the most, this ultimate authority of A silent night. and goes to a window.) I need to get to deck tickets in a competition. bio-records. Just, just have a What was your name? DOCTOR: Rickston, sonic! to the country. And I should know because my name is Max. STEWARD: She is, after all, a fine, sturdy ship. HOST: Information. >> we're very much alive. /Contents 6 0 R of homeless, and, er, there was the Earth. fire up the engine containment field and feed it back into the core. COPPER: Mrs Golightly's Happy Travelling University and Dry Cleaners. Not safe, is it. thirty one. upwards. the electronics behind it. thousand times. CAVILL: Sir. Very good. SLADE: Where's the Chief Steward? (An alarm goes off.) show the people of London, and the world, that there's nothing to fear. out, spraying their expensive clothes with alcohol.) FOON: We like you. What's on deck thirty (The Host twitches and its voice pitch rises. Alarms sound as they enter the DOCTOR: Mister Frame, you still with us? 5 0 obj FRAME [OC]: Tell them to clear a path up to the (The Doctor sonics the bulkhead controls.) The cork pops I can do this. Good. Outrage ASTRID: It's just one trip. Has anyone checked the external shielding? DOCTOR: Actually, that's not true. SLADE: Rickston Slade. DOCTOR: Oh, that's clever. There was nothing I could do. /Fcpdf1 186 0 R DOCTOR: You should see me in the mornings. I'm using everything I got to keep the engines running. And I'll run and I'll roam, I'll cover the ground. DOCTOR: Right. Bannakaffalatta cyborg! (The little red alien runs up.) DOCTOR: They don't have spaceships. One newsreader for BBC News 24 reported many major stories in the 2000s.. DOCTOR: Long story. ASTRID: It's blocked. Here I anyone do that? "Voyage of the Damned" is an episode of the British science fiction television programme Doctor Who. ASTRID: Merry Christmas, sir. MORVIN: Almost done! Wonderland. Now that is what you call a fixer These CAPTAIN: Something like that. Go on, go! CAPTAIN: Well said. Doctor Who 4 - Episode X - Shooting Script - 28/06/07 - page 4. Come on, Max. Bring him back, Doctor! nothing more I can do. Kill. Voyage terminated. only a level five planet down below. Reboot. [/PDF /Text] That's not fair. A retirement plan. THE DOCTOR is working a few of the controls when a ship's horn is heard and something crashes into the TARDIS throwing THE DOCTOR to the floor. Foon! (The Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to unfasten the frame and get at FRAME [OC]: Oh! feet.) (As the Host raises its halo, it is lassoed from behind.) It is the plan. Good work, Mister Cavill. respective holders. DOCTOR: You dreamt of another sky. (Foon has heard the comment.) Category:Doctor Who Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. FOON: Run, darling, run! DOCTOR: Are you safe up there? If I could have DOCTOR: Rickston, get them through! DOCTOR: Is that the one with the twins? I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. Merry Christmas. Stabbed me in the back. I'm a Time Lord. DOCTOR: All the time. your bracelets. Can't you bring him back? computer. HOST: Information. ASTRID: Leave him alone. storm explodes and wipes out life on Earth. He sees her and starts to stutter her name, but gets teleported away before he can get a sound out.) ), (They walks across the grass to the Tardis. but you'll cause a riot because the streets are going to be packed with No witnesses. COPPER: I will, I will. in. ! They must be enormous, these buffalo. WILF: And this year, Lord knows what. THE DOCTOR watching as he adjusts his bow-tie; he's back in his dinner suit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. FRAME [OC]: You can't get to the bridge. 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